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“I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me.”

A.G. (via c-oquetry)

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

otpprompts:

Your OTP are the parents of a young child. One night, your OTP are having sex when they hear their child asking “What are you doing?” Your OTP is understandably flustered, so Person A says “Wrestling!” The child nods in understanding for a moment before asking “Who’s winning?” How the scenario plays out from there is up to you. 

otpprompts:

Your OTP are the parents of a young child. One night, your OTP are having sex when they hear their child asking “What are you doing?” Your OTP is understandably flustered, so Person A says “Wrestling!” The child nods in understanding for a moment before asking “Who’s winning?” How the scenario plays out from there is up to you. 

Ok so I came up with Kali’s app thing and I’m happy with it problem is I haven’t gotten Rip to seven posts and Milo isn’t even real????

“I learned words, I learned words;
but half of them
died from lack of exercise. And the ones I use
often look at me
with a look that whispers, Liar.”

Norman MacCaig, The Many Days: Selected Poems of Norman MacCaig (via wordsnquotes)

http://destructionice.tumblr.com/post/92616098406/leafyknockouts-more-annoying-asshole-aus

leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
•…

“If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.”

Unknown  (via wolf-cub)

sr